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Tweak says, "dinkenflicka"

Noah Pierce (quarterback) wrote,
@ 2008-03-03 15:53:00

Week Five: Tuesday AIM convo (Nat + Noah)

suferchicksd (1:46:06 PM): Hola mijo!

thequarterback5 (1:46:20 PM): Hey you

suferchicksd (1:46:45 PM): What are you up to?

thequarterback5 (1:47:03 PM): do you really want me to answer that question... I am on the internet.

suferchicksd (1:47:16 PM): Are you looking at porn?

suferchicksd (1:47:29 PM): Checking sports stats?

thequarterback5 (1:47:37 PM): caught and that would be on the second one

suferchicksd (1:47:57 PM): Huh?

thequarterback5 (1:48:07 PM): sports stats.

thequarterback5 (1:48:22 PM): I was just going to raid you apparently massive porn stash.

suferchicksd (1:48:23 PM): Ahh. Okay.

suferchicksd (1:48:35 PM): What if I don't want to share?

suferchicksd (1:48:52 PM): And it's only massive because your friends gave me a bunch.

thequarterback5 (1:48:55 PM): I'm bigger than you. I'll sit on you.

thequarterback5 (1:49:17 PM): you took their shit? Have you even looked at it? probably some messed up stuff in there

suferchicksd (1:49:22 PM): Your butt isn't that big.

suferchicksd (1:50:02 PM): I went through a little. Mostly girl on girl. There were a couple Latina videos with notes, but I don't need to share what they said.

thequarterback5 (1:50:34 PM): god they are such asses

suferchicksd (1:51:22 PM): I don't know, I thought it was pretty funny.

thequarterback5 (1:52:08 PM): glad you enjoyed it. at least they didn't toss in the fat girls eating cake one

suferchicksd (1:52:33 PM): That's rude, mijo. Large girls have feelings too.

thequarterback5 (1:52:56 PM): but they don't need to eat cake out of each other

thequarterback5 (1:53:02 PM): no one needs to eat cake out of each other

suferchicksd (1:53:13 PM): That's disgusting.

thequarterback5 (1:53:16 PM): SEE

suferchicksd (1:53:32 PM): I don't know that I can ever eat cake again. Thanks.

thequarterback5 (1:54:00 PM): that's alright, I'll eat your share

suferchicksd (1:54:14 PM): Gross.

suferchicksd (1:55:08 PM): New topic.

thequarterback5 (1:55:18 PM): hahaha good call

suferchicksd (1:55:27 PM): I have a date! Kind of anyway.

thequarterback5 (1:55:59 PM): you do and what is kind of supposed to me? is it with kind of a person?

suferchicksd (1:56:52 PM): Well I was asked, there just weren't any details established. And I think most people here are "kind of" people since we all have certain qualities now.

thequarterback5 (1:57:16 PM): no details eh?

suferchicksd (1:58:26 PM): It was one of those "Hey would you like to go out sometime?" kind of question.

thequarterback5 (1:58:55 PM): you sound pretty excited about a kind of date. who with?

suferchicksd (1:59:33 PM): Oh be nice. I am allowed to be excited I think. It has been a while since anyone has voluntarily offered to take me dancing. Ahem.

suferchicksd (1:59:36 PM): Rhett. :-D

thequarterback5 (2:00:05 PM): so it's dancing? I thought i was just a go out sometime. Does that mean dancing now? if so I'm probably screwed.

thequarterback5 (2:00:18 PM): Southern dude in our Beast class right?

suferchicksd (2:00:30 PM): Dancing was brought up after the initial asking, as well as drinks.

suferchicksd (2:00:39 PM): That's him! He is very cute, no?

thequarterback5 (2:00:50 PM): super cute! are you really asking me that?

suferchicksd (2:01:04 PM): Well you are my gay best friend....;D

thequarterback5 (2:01:14 PM): ha. ha. ha.

suferchicksd (2:03:26 PM): I am kidding. Besides, it is good that you are not gay because I think I have found you a cute blond to go out with!

suferchicksd (2:03:43 PM): And I know how you like your blondes.

thequarterback5 (2:03:52 PM): uh....

thequarterback5 (2:04:17 PM): You can shop for clothes for me but you really don't need to shop for women

suferchicksd (2:05:05 PM): I wasn't shopping! She brought you up to me.

suferchicksd (2:05:21 PM): She is very interested seeing you without a shirt on.

thequarterback5 (2:05:43 PM): well that's clearly all I'm looking for in a woman

suferchicksd (2:06:37 PM): Oh hush, she is a sweet girl.

thequarterback5 (2:07:04 PM): I'm sure she is but really I'm fine

suferchicksd (2:07:09 PM): Granted she can't cook, but I told her I would help her out with that.

suferchicksd (2:07:13 PM): Don't you even want to know who it is?

thequarterback5 (2:11:09 PM): Does it really matter who it is? Pretty sure if I was interested in dating anyone I'd let you know

suferchicksd (2:12:31 PM): Why must you be so difficult? You might like her but you will never find out if you are negative about dating all of the time.

thequarterback5 (2:13:06 PM): I'm just busy and not really interested in it at the moment. Why is that being difficult?

thequarterback5 (2:13:11 PM): er... being negative. whatever

suferchicksd (2:13:18 PM): What are you busy with?

thequarterback5 (2:13:35 PM): getting a handle on this whole were thing, that is why we're here right?

suferchicksd (2:14:14 PM): You spend every waking second working on that? Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe bonding with someone else who is in the same boat might be beneficial? Hmmm?

thequarterback5 (2:14:39 PM): yeah smarty pants. YOU. hah!

suferchicksd (2:15:12 PM): Someone with more experience then me...

thequarterback5 (2:15:36 PM): you didn't specify too bad.

thequarterback5 (2:15:44 PM): and wait a minute... that's not what you're doing

suferchicksd (2:16:56 PM): Yes well I am smarter than you (like you have said on many occasions) and don't necessarily need someone with more experience. Besides, I have her as a friend so technically I am practicing what I preach. I just don't plan on sleeping with her.

thequarterback5 (2:17:42 PM): damn, if I can write the sleeping with her in as part of the deal I might agree to your match making.

suferchicksd (2:18:10 PM): You are a pervert Noah.

thequarterback5 (2:18:18 PM): I'm a guy.

thequarterback5 (2:18:47 PM): but this is coming from the girl who kept a porn collection from my friends so you don't have a leg to stand on

suferchicksd (2:19:35 PM): It was a gift! Besides, I am allowed to like porn if I want.

thequarterback5 (2:19:58 PM): and I'm allowed to like girl on girl

suferchicksd (2:21:23 PM): Oh please, we both know you wouldn't want to watch me make out with another girl.

suferchicksd (2:21:47 PM): Just like you wouldn't want to watch your little sister make out with another girl.

thequarterback5 (2:22:37 PM): you aren't blood related to me so totally different

suferchicksd (2:23:13 PM): Maybe not but you look at me like family. So there. =p

thequarterback5 (2:24:08 PM): still not the same. But your brothers would kill me if sat around and watched you get your freak on with some girl so for the sake of my balls...

suferchicksd (2:24:36 PM): Ah haha, sure blame it on my brothers.

thequarterback5 (2:24:46 PM): they are convenient

suferchicksd (2:25:10 PM): We'll see how convenient they are when I tell them that you are being mean to me..

thequarterback5 (2:25:25 PM): unplottable island for the win

suferchicksd (2:26:57 PM): Fine. Maybe I will tell Rhett then. I am sure he could take you.

thequarterback5 (2:27:23 PM): You just want to see guys fight

suferchicksd (2:27:32 PM): That's beside the point.

thequarterback5 (2:27:37 PM): uh-huh

thequarterback5 (2:27:59 PM): so would you be upset if I ended up kicking your date's ass?

suferchicksd (2:28:15 PM): Wouldn't happen so I am not worried.

thequarterback5 (2:28:43 PM): HARSH

suferchicksd (2:29:48 PM): Oh you know I love you mijo.

suferchicksd (2:30:09 PM): I think it would be a fair fight.

thequarterback5 (2:30:10 PM): definitely feeling it right now

suferchicksd (2:30:23 PM): Aww do I need to come over and kiss it to make it better?

thequarterback5 (2:30:39 PM): no you'd probably just pinch it and make it worse

suferchicksd (2:31:25 PM): I would not!

thequarterback5 (2:31:58 PM): sure you wouldn't

suferchicksd (2:33:17 PM): You wound me.

suferchicksd (2:33:27 PM): I think I might even cry.

thequarterback5 (2:34:08 PM): you will not! And that's not fair to even threaten that

suferchicksd (2:34:32 PM): I can feel the tears coming already...

thequarterback5 (2:34:42 PM): you're evil

suferchicksd (2:34:52 PM): Maybe a little, but you love it.
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quarterback
2008-03-03 11:58 pm UTC (link)

thequarterback5 (2:35:00 PM): at least you admit it
suferchicksd (2:35:20 PM): ;D Remember this moment because it won't happen again.
thequarterback5 (2:35:35 PM): etched into my memory forever and I'll be sure to bring it up often
suferchicksd (2:35:43 PM): So anyway! What do you think of my maybe going out with Rhett? I know you don't really know him, but he seems like a good guy, no?
thequarterback5 (2:36:35 PM): I think that he'd be a hell of a lucky guy. And if he's not a good guy, he'll won't like the consequences.
suferchicksd (2:38:19 PM): Aww, would you beat him up for me mijo?
thequarterback5 (2:38:45 PM): if he deserves it you know I will
suferchicksd (2:39:10 PM): I think you should focus that attention on Charlie. I think he tried to grab my butt in class yesterday.
thequarterback5 (2:39:29 PM): that guy needs to be castrated and I don't say something like that lightly
suferchicksd (2:40:53 PM): If the rumors are true, he has slept with a lot of women here already.
thequarterback5 (2:41:21 PM): apparently there really is no accounting for taste
suferchicksd (2:41:57 PM): He has a sexy body but I wouldn't sleep with him just because I wanted some sex. That is what porn is for.
thequarterback5 (2:42:27 PM): he's a complete self-absorbed douche.
suferchicksd (2:42:43 PM): Yes, very unattractive.
suferchicksd (2:43:31 PM): I thought he might be okay at first but I do not want to be added to his numbers.
thequarterback5 (2:43:48 PM): if he keeps being an ass I'll talk to him. probably talk to him anyway. asshole.
suferchicksd (2:45:45 PM): I don't want you going and getting in trouble because of him. I just like to entertain the idea of him getting punched in the face.
thequarterback5 (2:46:00 PM): I won't get in trouble.
suferchicksd (2:55:16 PM): So you say. You don't know what they do to people who get into fights here.
thequarterback5 (2:55:34 PM): who said I was going to fight. I can use my words too...
suferchicksd (2:55:47 PM): Aww such a big boy using his words!
thequarterback5 (2:56:23 PM): shut it
suferchicksd (2:57:05 PM): But I thought guys liked it when I keep my mouth open?
thequarterback5 (2:57:24 PM): NAT
suferchicksd (2:57:36 PM): They like hearing the accent I thought?
suferchicksd (2:57:50 PM): Am I wrong?
thequarterback5 (2:57:59 PM): no you're not wrong about the ACCENT
suferchicksd (2:58:14 PM): What did you think I was talking about if not my accent?
thequarterback5 (2:58:28 PM): don't play innocent
thequarterback5 (2:58:33 PM): Not gonna buy it!
suferchicksd (2:59:10 PM): I don't know what you are talking about.
thequarterback5 (3:00:09 PM): uh-huh
suferchicksd (3:01:25 PM): I don't!
thequarterback5 (3:01:42 PM): just like you don't know where my favorite sweatshirt is
suferchicksd (3:02:54 PM): Oh I know exactly where it is, I'm wearing it.
suferchicksd (3:02:57 PM):
thequarterback5 (3:03:30 PM): don't spill anything on it, unless it's in that spot where I already did.
suferchicksd (3:04:02 PM): What spot? Oh you mean the one that I already got out? Why would I want to restain it?
thequarterback5 (3:04:38 PM): dude! that was an important stain. Made the shirt
suferchicksd (3:04:57 PM): Too bad, I don't wear stained clothing.
suferchicksd (3:05:05 PM): Besides, it was taunting me.
thequarterback5 (3:05:07 PM): then you could have just given it back SEE
suferchicksd (3:05:25 PM): Hmm, no, no I couldn't have. It's mine.
suferchicksd (3:05:41 PM): It even says "property of Natalia" on the tag.
thequarterback5 (3:05:44 PM): you're lucky I'm not into cross-dressing
suferchicksd (3:06:05 PM): Maybe you should be, I bet your legs would look really good in a pair of my heels and a little skirt.
thequarterback5 (3:06:16 PM): uh.... PASS
suferchicksd (3:06:23 PM): No fun.
thequarterback5 (3:06:31 PM): Nope, I'm boring
suferchicksd (3:06:50 PM): I know. That's why you never take me places or do anything with me ever...
thequarterback5 (3:07:24 PM): guilt trips Nat... really? not fair.
suferchicksd (3:08:25 PM): Just saying....
thequarterback5 (3:09:00 PM): well where do you want to go?
suferchicksd (3:09:09 PM): Nowhere.
thequarterback5 (3:09:39 PM): helpful!

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quarterback
2008-03-03 11:59 pm UTC (link)

suferchicksd (3:10:12 PM): I'm not going to tell you where I want to go, you should ask me to go somewhere!
thequarterback5 (3:10:40 PM): okay wait, wasn't that what I just did? you tell me where you want to go and we go?
suferchicksd (3:12:06 PM): Exactly. You are supposed to figure something out and then ask if I would like to go. You know, put some thought into it rather than getting an easy answer from me?
thequarterback5 (3:13:34 PM): Makes me really miss just having a party every weekend to go to. You know I suck at the whole planning thing. FINE. I'll figure something out then
suferchicksd (3:14:02 PM): Gracias mijo! And I will make sure that you have the best birthday ever ;D
thequarterback5 (3:14:31 PM): I don't doubt you will. So long as it doesn't even involve setting me up with anyone
suferchicksd (3:14:39 PM): ...
suferchicksd (3:14:45 PM): Fine, what about strippers?
thequarterback5 (3:14:59 PM): female?
suferchicksd (3:15:03 PM): Of course.
thequarterback5 (3:15:08 PM): Just making sure
suferchicksd (3:17:46 PM): Is it technically considered setting you up if one of the girls happens to be someone I think you might possibly be interested in?
thequarterback5 (3:18:12 PM): you think I should be interested in one of the strippers? wtf nat?!
suferchicksd (3:18:42 PM): She's not a stripper! But I may be able to convince her to jump out of a cake or something.
thequarterback5 (3:19:03 PM): is this the blond you were talking about earlier?
suferchicksd (3:19:07 PM): Maybe.
thequarterback5 (3:19:16 PM): and why the hell do you think I'm into blonds?
suferchicksd (3:19:42 PM): Because you don't really seem all that into brunettes and I've only seen you with a red head once?
thequarterback5 (3:21:30 PM): well for the record I'm not into any particular hair color. Though if I had to choose to see one hair color the rest of my life... probably be brunette. So really need to update your info
suferchicksd (3:22:05 PM): You are just saying that to keep me from trying to set you up with her. I won't buy it.
thequarterback5 (3:22:53 PM): not true.
suferchicksd (3:23:44 PM): Mmmhmm. Well you at least have to go on a double date with me sometime. You know, when the date eventually happens.
thequarterback5 (3:23:57 PM): really? you really do hate me.
suferchicksd (3:24:16 PM): What? What's wrong with a double date? We used to go on them all the time back in high school.
thequarterback5 (3:24:29 PM): key word being high school
suferchicksd (3:24:42 PM): Oh whatever Noah, we aren't that old and it won't kill you.
thequarterback5 (3:24:56 PM): just be awkward as fuck. good times.
suferchicksd (3:25:05 PM): Why awkward?
thequarterback5 (3:26:05 PM): because dates like that always are. You obviously like this guy, I don't care about dating anyone right now especially of the basically blind date variety.
suferchicksd (3:26:26 PM): Well you kind of know her, she's in one of our classes.
suferchicksd (3:26:43 PM): And you could get to know her first!
thequarterback5 (3:26:53 PM): Why are you pushing for this so much?
suferchicksd (3:26:55 PM): I offered to teach her how to surf, you can help me.
thequarterback5 (3:28:12 PM): Nat. I'm going to say it one more time. I don't want to date anyone right now. Not when I'm still figuring all this shit out okay.
suferchicksd (3:28:30 PM): Fine, but you still have to take me out.
suferchicksd (3:28:46 PM): And get my name tattooed on your butt.
suferchicksd (3:28:48 PM):
thequarterback5 (3:28:58 PM): What I've always wanted!
suferchicksd (3:29:06 PM): I figured.
thequarterback5 (3:29:25 PM): it can go next to my spongebob tattoo
suferchicksd (3:30:26 PM): Muy caliente!
thequarterback5 (3:30:32 PM): I know, I know
suferchicksd (3:30:42 PM): I think I am going to get one. A tattoo, not sponge bob.
thequarterback5 (3:30:54 PM): really? what of?
suferchicksd (3:32:52 PM): Probably a butterfly or a heart. ;D
suferchicksd (3:33:08 PM): I don't really know, just an idea I've been toying with.
thequarterback5 (3:33:39 PM): do you know where you want it? Hurts like a bitch depending where it is, and I hear we have to use silver or whatever
suferchicksd (3:34:21 PM): Maybe my lower back, of hip or maybe even foot/ankle.

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quarterback
2008-03-04 12:00 am UTC (link)

thequarterback5 (3:34:48 PM): you want some pain don't you
suferchicksd (3:35:00 PM): What if I like pain?
suferchicksd (3:35:28 PM): Besides, I'm sure that I could convince somebody to kiss it and make it better
thequarterback5 (3:35:30 PM): then it's uh.. a good thing you're a girl? or something.
suferchicksd (3:37:16 PM): What does being a girl have to do with anything?
thequarterback5 (3:37:35 PM): you get that whole pain thing once a month, so if you like it... i don't fucking know
suferchicksd (3:37:57 PM): You are strange, mijo.
thequarterback5 (3:38:27 PM): what the hell am I supposed to say to you like pain! I could come over and pinch you or something lol
suferchicksd (3:38:37 PM): Kinky. ;D
thequarterback5 (3:38:47 PM): that's definitely me. white chocolate.
suferchicksd (3:39:18 PM): I don't know what you plan on doing with chocolate so you can keep that to yourself...
thequarterback5 (3:39:59 PM): you'll just have to miss out
suferchicksd (3:40:38 PM): Dirty, Noah.
thequarterback5 (3:40:54 PM): excuse me I have some chocolate to go molest
suferchicksd (3:41:44 PM): That's okay, I think me and my favorite sweatshirt are going to run around and get all sweaty together.
thequarterback5 (3:42:06 PM): and you say i'm dirty
suferchicksd (3:42:18 PM): You don't know the half of it.
suferchicksd (3:42:26 PM): Okay mijo, I will talk to you later, si?
thequarterback5 (3:44:09 PM): damn Nat! leaving on that note lol
suferchicksd (3:44:34 PM): Oh please, like it does anything for you anyway.
suferchicksd (3:44:43 PM): Talk to you later Noah. Adios!
thequarterback5 (3:44:52 PM): Talk to you later Nat

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