Noah Pierce (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} quarterback) wrote,@ 2008-10-20 23:55:00 |
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Week twenty: Monday AIM Convo (Nat + Noah)
suferchicksd: Hola mijo!
thequarterback5: hey you
suferchicksd: How are you?
thequarterback5: just... great. Have anything you want to discuss with me? anything AT ALL?
suferchicksd: Hmm. I bought new shoes yesterday?
thequarterback5: oh boy
suferchicksd: They are really cute! Little strappy wedges!
thequarterback5: totally practical as well I'm sure
suferchicksd: They make my legs look good so I think that is practical.
thequarterback5: can we stop talking about shoes now
suferchicksd: Okay, no problemo. What would you like to talk about?
thequarterback5: I take it you're alright then. I don't need to go beat any assholes up?
suferchicksd: I am surprised you took this long to bring that up.
thequarterback5: I'm trying to practice some restraint
suferchicksd: No, you do not need to beat anyone up.
suferchicksd: Though I do have a big favor to ask.
thequarterback5: you sure? and what?
suferchicksd: Si and...well, James and I have decided to get married here on the island next month. Would you give me away?
thequarterback5: ha. ha. ha.
suferchicksd: Why are you laughing?
thequarterback5: Because you're so freaking funny
suferchicksd: I just realized how much I have missed him and I know that he loves me. Things are good between us now.
thequarterback5: Nat/
thequarterback5: Nat. whatever I can't even type right now
suferchicksd: Okay, okay I will stop.
thequarterback5: you're a mean mean woman
suferchicksd: I am not.
thequarterback5: uh-huh sure you're not
suferchicksd: Oh whatever, you were not worried.
thequarterback5: I do like to think you're smarter than that
suferchicksd: Hmm, maybe. But a girl does get lonely you know.
thequarterback5: Do I need to get you a cat or something?
suferchicksd: No, thank you. Besides, I always have you for a cat, no?
thequarterback5: now you're comparing me to a house cat. Always trying to kill my manhood
suferchicksd: You are trying to make me a crazy cat woman.
thequarterback5: I would have suggested a dog but I wasn't sure how well that would go with the catness
suferchicksd: Well neither would give me what I want. Because that would be gross.
thequarterback5: wow what's up pervert
suferchicksd: Shh.
thequarterback5: I'm going to request that the next time we're at my house that you don't get too close to my sister's dog.
suferchicksd: NOAH!
thequarterback5: you're the one who thought about it
suferchicksd: NEXT TOPIC.
thequarterback5: heh
thequarterback5: I think I win finally
suferchicksd: I do not like you.
thequarterback5: aww poor Nat
suferchicksd: Hmph.
suferchicksd: For that, I think I will go talk to James.
thequarterback5: wow I like that pouting doesn't have the same effect over the internet
thequarterback5: low blow.
suferchicksd: You started it.
thequarterback5: pretty sure you did beastiality freak
thequarterback5: but I say that in the most loving way possible
suferchicksd: Technically you are too you know. Especially if you hook up with other were.
thequarterback5: Good thing I'm celebate
thequarterback5: celibate? hell I can't even spell it
suferchicksd: I do not like being celibate.
suferchicksd: I almost caved Friday.
thequarterback5: ...
suferchicksd: Maybe I need a random hook up. What do you think?
thequarterback5: I don't want to think about it? does that work as an answer
suferchicksd: Oh come on, you are a guy and guys do it all the time!
suferchicksd: I bet I could meet someone at a club.
thequarterback5: so if guys do it all the time it makes it alright? you'd best get to scratching your junk then. now.
suferchicksd: You are disgusting.
thequarterback5: now just because I make a point doesn't make me disgusting
suferchicksd: My date with James just made me realize how much I miss having someone like that. You stop being mean to me.
thequarterback5: I'm sorry that you're feeling... lonely like that
suferchicksd: You should, it is all your fault. ;D
thequarterback5: oh is that right
suferchicksd: Si. You are good at scaring everyone off.
thequarterback5: if they're scared of me then they don't deserve you
suferchicksd: Maybe I should just send you out to find someone for me?
thequarterback5: yeah that would go over well
suferchicksd: Why, because you are pickier than me?
thequarterback5: because I'm a selfish bastard and am just fine with you being a crazy cat lady
suferchicksd: But I want babies! And my own familia! I cannot do that with cats.
thequarterback5: you can adopt?
thequarterback5: dress up your cats/
thequarterback5: ?
suferchicksd: And deny the world little mes?
suferchicksd: You are being ridiculous.
thequarterback5: just trying to give you options
suferchicksd: Hmm, I could go artificial maybe? OH! You could be the donor!
thequarterback5: I'm not jerking into any cups to artificially knock anyone up
suferchicksd: Then we can do it the old fashioned way.
thequarterback5: right.
suferchicksd: Oh that's right, I forgot. You are not attracted to me. You sure you won't use a cup?
thequarterback5: yeah you're a real hag...
suferchicksd: Do I need to remind you about Mexico?
thequarterback5: nope. I have a very clear memory of that.
suferchicksd: Well then you know what I am talking about.
suferchicksd: What if I offer to get you drunk? ;D
thequarterback5: nope not a clue what you're talking about
suferchicksd: Fine, fine. I will try to find someone else then.
suferchicksd: I bet James would be willing. I think he wanted one when we were together.
thequarterback5: Not even fucking funny
suferchicksd: You know, you are not being very fair.
thequarterback5: why? Because I don't think an abusive asshole shouldn't have kids? there's a good reason I'm not procreating and neither should he
suferchicksd: What are you talking about? You are not abusive or an asshole.
thequarterback5: I have my moments.
suferchicksd: Everyone does but that is no reason to think that you shouldn't have a family.
suferchicksd: Besides, if I have to be a crazy cat lady then I need some little Noahs to spoil.
thequarterback5: I'm sticking to the uncle route. so it's all on your brothers and my sister for the spoiling alright.
suferchicksd: So you will not have any, I am not allowed to have any but everyone else can?
thequarterback5: something like that. You can have a family nat. just not with that asshole.
suferchicksd: You say that like you will not think the next guy is one too.
suferchicksd: You are worse than Javier. You have never liked one of my boyfriends.
thequarterback5: I never gave you crap about Rhett did I? I thought I was being good.
suferchicksd: Maybe not in words but I could tell.
suferchicksd: Are you saying that I could go have Rhett babies if I wanted?
thequarterback5: if that's what made you happy
suferchicksd: Fine, maybe I will.
thequarterback5: wait? Are you angry with me now?
suferchicksd: Si, I think I am.
suferchicksd: In fact, I need to go wash my hair.
thequarterback5: what the hell?
suferchicksd: I will talk to you later.
thequarterback5: right okay.
suferchicksd: Adios.